yikes

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"Mixed berry" and it's just blueberry and strawberry. Please. I like my berries really mixed. It has to have at least 4 kinds of berries in there before it can qualify.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

many of you have uncles that died tragically

everyone’s telling me how their uncle died 😭 never change tumblr

guy comes into the shelter looking for his lost outdoor cat 😐 asks me if we get alot of reports about coyotes this time of year because his cat has come home critically injured before 😐 talks about how his cat loooves to hunt for birds, snakes, bats, etc 😐 tells me about the time he found her up in a tree and “didn’t know she could do that” 😐😐😐😐😐 i genuinely don’t understand why ppl keep cats if they don’t know the first thing about the species and are just gonna leave them outside to kill local fauna and get rabies then have feral kittens and be mauled to death