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Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

you're absolutely correct it was

holy shit WHAT

I know this gave me anxiety

They did it. Those crazy bastards. Godsspeed, my friends. 

This single writer is more powerful than I can even comprehend holy shit

Those who have no fear of the demon known as Anne Rice’s Lawyers are to be feared, themselves.

I think my favorite experience with an American was when I said “I’m from Finland” and she said “Oh so do you speak Scandinavian?” and I swear to god nothing will ever surpass that moment

Actually I fucking lied I’m pretty sure to peak was when my mother was telling a cashier in a target that we couldn’t wait two weeks because we were on vacation and we lived in The Netherlands and she said “The Netherlands? you mean that peter pan place?” 

OH MIO DIO

i went to summer school in england when i was like 14 and there were some american people and when i said i was italian they started speaking spanish, and when i was like “hey i don’t know spanish can u pls speak english” they were like “but…. you’re from italy… do you not speak spanish in europe?” “No, we speak italian in italy” “oh, that’s a language?”

one time I frustrated this girl so much at one point by not speaking English around her to avoid conversations with her because she was a terrible person and she said “GO BACK TO FRANCE” after snapping one day, entirely convinced Italy was in France

Asdfaddahsd this reminds me of a girl in my geography class when i was in the USA who believed Paris was the capital city of Italy. She also couldn’t be convinced that Poland is a real country because she said it was made up for a movie.

They were right about Poland, its existence is largely theoretical

I met someone once who thought brazil was in africa, not south america.

I was in a Walmart in Chicago with a friend who lived locally, and a staff member came up to us and asked if we needed any help. I explained that I was just looking around because there’s no Walmarts in Australia, which is where I’m from. She asked how long I had been in America for and I told her a few weeks, and she replied “Wow you speak really good English for only being here a few weeks”.

When I was going to school in Hawaii more then one person back home in CO asked me what it was like going to school in another country. An uncle asked me what the currency exchange rate between American and Hawaiian Dollars was.

one time when we were really young, my brother and me were in a mcdonalds playground in america and a girl cried when he told her we were from the netherlands, she thoght we were from hell

My Estonian-Finnish chemistry teacher was once visiting America with her husband and two sons. They were asked about their accent at some theme park, and told that they came from Finland. The cashier’s response was to ask which US state Finland is in.

Oh, God.

Posts like these remind me that no matter how many reasons I think there are to be embarrassed about being American, there’s always SO MANY MORE (and I’m American… unfortunately).

I told an American guy I just moved from Estonia and he said “I’m not familiar with that university. Where is it?”

A co-worker once stated that France was a city in the country of Paris.

Every single person I’ve met from New Mexico has a story about having to explain to other Americans they’re from a regular state in the US, not the country of Mexico.

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

Admin Kin here: This is one of the most helpful references in our library, but I wondered if any of our followers might be able to help identify the color coded muscles? It would be great to be able to know what is what while practicing from these sheets!

Not an artist, I just like cool stuff.