very high odds of fatal

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

there's art inside me trying to get out

“Media can be factually made with a child/family audience in mind” and “media for children/family audiences can be well made and engaging pieces of art” and “if you are an adult you should have a more diverse media diet than what exists to target an audience of primary middle and grade schoolers” and “it’s okay to watch a cartoon as an adult and enjoy it” can coexist.

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

Very fascinating type of person i have seen at least twice on tumblr is someone who wants to travel back in time and kill Jesus to stop Christianity in its tracks and therefore prevent the colonization of the Americas, Atlantic slave trade, etc. Like. I don’t think killing him is gonna stop Christianity. In fact, it famously did not.

Well, not with that attitude! The problem is that the other time travellers all had weaksauce assassination plans like "make his mother give birth in a stable with no assistance" or "get Herod to kill all the local kids". Pfft. I've done it right: I got the Romans to crucify the fucker. The most painful death known to man, and the most shameful; even the Romans reserved it for slaves and rebels. Let's see his reputation recover from that one!