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a marriage of humankind's two greatest design achievements: the illuminated manuscript and the cool S

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This beautiful asshole is Frankie and he is the most talkative cat I have ever met let alone had. He always has to announce himself, respond when scolded, tell on literally anyone for literally anything (how do you explain to a cat that no one likes a fucking snitch?), explain for the entire two hours leading up to their evening meal that he is wasting away from starvation, yell for us when he has a nightmare, etc. He also learned to meow from Cecil who has a very high pitched voice, so even though he could’ve had a normal voice, he instead wound up with the whiniest, most obnoxious meow.

So today I was giving them their evening wet food (and wet food may be the only thing Franklin loves more than being groomed by Cecil), and Frankie watched me give Cecil his, then meowed as he followed me to his bowl for his own. As he started eating, I told him that I know I do encourage him some, but he really doesn’t have to talk so much.

He stopped eating (again, his favorite thing), looked up at me for several seconds, meowed once, then went back to eating.

What a dick.

#cats

poetry-protest-pornography

This is the best one

ruffboi-mags

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

elephino-but-i-need-a-name

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

likeniobe

A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.

english, late 16th century, at the cooper hewitt

siena-sevenwits

@lurking-latinist, don’t hide this in the tags!

jess-abides

This is it, this is the one

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headspace-hotel

Small piece of Kentucky lore: There is a Versailles, Kentucky and it is pronounced ver-SALES. Unlike the Versailles in France, which is pronounced normal. It's not that we don't know how to pronounce Versailles, France, it's just that Kentucky Versailles is a different one and it's pronounced ver-SALES.

This is one of the easiest ways to clock someone who isn't from here

jedda-martele

There’s also a Monticello that’s pronounced mont-uh-Sell-oh unlike Jefferson’s estate in Virginia. Kentuckians are tricksy.

headspace-hotel

I was about to say "no wtf we don't" but then I said it to myself and realized we do. Mont-uh-SELL-oh.

headspace-hotel

Relatedly, when I was in college in Georgia, a friend called me on the phone so he could put me on speaker and show his girlfriend while I said "Louisville." (It's LOO-uh-vull, or even LOO-vull if you're short on time)

bunjywunjy

Wisconsin has a town named Rio which is pronounced "rye-oh" which we use for the same purpose

alwaysboth

Wisconsin also has Oregon, pronounced OregAHn

leonkennedysprostate

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

#truth #fuck printers #printers are demons’ natural form #they’re made of evil and spite and exist solely to cause pain

keepcalmandcarriefischer

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/

I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

saint-batrick

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

anais-ninja-bitch

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

#never has ‘honorable man’ sounded like such an indictment #ides of march

victusinveritas

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

#ides of march

bees-with-swords

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

hearnoweevil

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

ididntknowwhattocallthis

Just left a talk by a Yurok fisheries biologist and I had to come back to this. The land feeds the ocean through rivers' downstream flow and the ocean feeds the land through salmon and lamprey and sturgeon and other fish that run up river. The strength of that relationship on the pecific coast has built the tallest trees in the world and an ecosystem a with biomass and biodiversity that, per square mile, surpasses tropical rainforests

"The trees are made of fish"

#art #biology

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little-pondhead

#ides of march #miette #art

mayasaura

I'm doing my part!!

mayasaura

I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.

mayasaura

Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.

Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.

hearteyes-wheeler

Stab a politician day!!!!

Okay, this is actually funny

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

haystarlight

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

shower-thoughts-last-responder

On my dash!??!

Please hold

#heritage post #tumblr

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kevinbparry

It's Halloween

frightstricken-deactivated20260

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

#okay #I work IT for a company with a little under 600 users #notably in an industry that often requires pulling teeth to accept technological advancement #so printer use is prevalent #and I’m pretty sure my hatred of them is legendary #no one I have ever discussed printers with in any capacity is ignorant of my feelings on printers #I have in fact responded to questions about how to print things with the answer ‘’Don’t’’#and told people that the problem with their printer is that it’s a printer #I once walked into one of our offices #and before the front door had even closed behind me #my manager clearly in the middle of a conversation with a few other people sees me and goes ‘’here’’#and with a smirk proceeded to ask me my opinion on printers #to make a point #because he knew what I’d say #which is that printers are hands down the WORST part of working IT #they are made of hatred and spite and exist solely to cause problems #there is no such thing as a good printer #all this to say:#yeah #being a printer sounds like a good time

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