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HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????
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The Vampire Lestat: One Night Only - LIVE at the Beacon Theatre via katyatolstova
How much of Lestat’s rock star career was spent waxing, in hours? Every day hair grows back to how it was when he died. Every night he has to remove it all again. Everyone just thinks he’s a diva hogging the bathroom while he’s awkwardly trying to check for stray bits. Oh the suffering. :D
Lost in the Remaster: Star Trek, Vintage Special Effects, and the Charm of Old Media
by Ren Basel renbasel.com
Originally created by Gene Roddenberry, Star Trek is a franchise that spans decades. From the original series of 1966 to current shows such as Lower Decks, it stands as a titan of television and pop culture. The real world has undergone incredible change since Star Trek’s first appearance, yet nerds everywhere still find entertainment, inspiration, and hope in its classic episodes. Recently, along with my husband and best friend, I decided I wanted to attempt the gauntlet of watching the entire franchise from beginning to end, revisiting favorites and finally checking out the ones I missed. Media and fandom studies are my passion, after all, and Star Trek is a foundational part of modern American nerd culture.
Starting with the original series proved more difficult than expected. Living in a tiny apartment, we don’t have much space for DVDs, so Star Trek wasn’t in our existing collection. The local public library didn’t have copies, either, and putting in a purchase request doesn’t guarantee it will be made available. My family doesn’t have the funds to pay for every single streaming service on the market, and Star Trek isn’t available on any we do have access to. Piracy was starting to look like the only option, but even that fell flat when we couldn’t find a version with subtitles. Finally we dug it up officially and with subtitles, for free via PlutoTV, but there were still limitations: PlutoTV only streams season one, and season one is only available in the remastered edition that replaced the original special effects with new visuals.
It wasn’t ideal, but, hey, it was Star Trek.
Watching just one episode a week gave us enough time to scrape together savings to get what we really wanted for seasons two and three: the official BluRay release, which includes both remastered and original-release versions of each episode. The remasters are fine, but as a lover of media history and practical effects, I’m always disappointed to lose a chance to appreciate the originals. It doesn’t matter how good it might look, remasters are never as much fun to me as matte paintings, camera tricks, and whatever the prop department could pull off with ten dollars and some glue.
Finally having the BluRays in hand for season two only affirmed my love of vintage practical effects. Seeing the Enterprise in her original glory, before she was ever rendered in digital form, felt like opening a time capsule. I love time capsules. My favorite pieces of media are always those which capture a moment in time, showcasing the aesthetics, concerns, and culture of the time and place they were created. Star Trek: the Original Series is rooted in the late sixties, when mainstream culture in the United States was experiencing immense upheaval and social change. That context is written all over the show. The vintage effects add to it, grounding it in a very specific time and place. Updating the show’s effects takes away some of that 60s aesthetic, and while some may see it as making the show more timeless, I don’t care for it. To me, seeing what they could pull off before modern technology is half the fun of watching old shows. The ingenuity and creativity of propmakers, makeup artists, and set designers working on shoestring budgets is unparalleled.
To be clear, digital effects are also done by skilled professionals who deserve much more respect and many more labor protections. There are some truly stunning works created with digital tools. That said, I hate when digital effects are used to cover up the practical effects that came before. It feels disrespectful to the original artists, as if telling them their work wasn’t good enough; as if their work was just a placeholder until something better could come along and fix it. Practical effects aren’t a placeholder, they’re an art form in their own right, and that art form is one for which I have deep appreciation.
It frustrates me that the original, non-remastered episodes were such a pain for us to access, but I’m very glad to have added them to my personal media collection. No matter what future tweaks Star Trek’s rights holders might make, I can always pop in our personal copies to enjoy the Enterprise and her crew in all their vintage, “outdated” glory. If you’re also too young to remember the show’s original airing, and you have the opportunity to watch the unedited version, I highly suggest you do. Watching the version that aired in 1966 gives the show a charm that no amount of remastering can ever match.
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#the remastered enterprise is NOT my beautiful home or my beautiful wife
Holy shit, Captain Kirk has a tumblr.
Aside from all the issues of preservation and access this brings up, I’m most reminded of an episode of Reading Rainbow. Levar Burton, who was both hosting that show and playing Geordi in Next Gen at the time, spent a whole episode showing kids how making Star Trek worked. The part I remember best is the special effects. Because the models shown for the ships were so cool and learning that the transporter effect was done with glitter in a tube of water was so fascinating. Anyway, yeah there’s a real charm to those effects and the drive to make everything look like it’s properly modern for re-releases is so often poorly thought through.
will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”
Doordash will suspend you below 4.2 stars.
Uber drivers can be suspended at 4.6 stars.
Lyft drivers risk suspension under 4.8 stars.
Even for apps where they don’t have a publicly stated minimum, their algorithms will bury you.
4 stars does not mean 4 stars. It means 1.4 stars.
If you give a person a 4 star rating, to these companies, you are not saying “I was mostly satisfied with the service, but there’s always room for improvement”—which is what 4 stars should mean—you are voting for them to be fired.
Genuinely, do not ever give people 4 star ratings on gig service apps for any reason that is not a safety issue where their continuation on the app could seriously hurt people.
If someone gives you “just OK” service where you don’t want to give them 5 stars, but you don’t actively hate their existence and hope they die, just don’t rate them.
I'd like to add (and I hope OP doesn't mind me piggybacking on their post) this applies to a lot of other things too.
I'm a teacher, and every year, the State sends out a "climate" survey to all students, parents, and teachers. It has a 1-5 scale and a 'not applicable' option. If you select 4 or 'not applicable' it's marked against the school.
For example, I'm a virtual teacher. The climate survey has questions about the safety and cleanliness of the halls and bathrooms in the school. A normal person would assume that, if they attend a virtual school, they should use the 'not applicable' option, since their school has no halls or bathrooms. Nope, if they select anything but 5 out of 5, our school gets marked down.
Its not just delivery apps that are rigged like this. Keep this in mind. Assume any survey is rigged like this.
The part of this that truly infuriates me is how it intersects with performance reviews. Like, yeah it’s totally unsustainable and horrific that these client/customer/public facing surveys need to be kept near perfect. But meanwhile, on your performance reviews, you better not rate yourself much above a 3. I had a manager once tell me that there should basically be only one person in the district who got a 5 on a metric. That someone getting all 5s was impossible, they’d practically be the second coming of Christ. So, ever since, I’ve been furious at how you’re never supposed to highly value your own work, you know on the bit that’s supposed to deal with you getting a raise (if anyone gets a raise) but the public is supposed to think you, and by extension the company, are Mary Poppins (practically perfect in every way).
you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.
So that’s what’s wrong with me.

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UNPACKING (2021) dev. Witch Beam
In honor of Star Trek and World Dracula Day, phrases from Dracula as Star Trek episode titles:
I thought at least one of these had to have actually been an episode title but the closest I found on a quick look is that the first draft title of the episode The Cloud Minders was Castles in the Sky. It’s, uh, easy to guess why.
It's Jeff! Meets Daredevil #1 (2026)
written by Kelly Thompson art by Gurihiru
No matter what the politics, eggs hatch, and milk sours.
Lords come and go, but dust accumulates.
Lilac was common in the city. It was vigorous and hard to kill, and had to be.
An oldie, but a favourite.
Happy Glorious 25th of May.
"Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn't want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart."

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It has come to my attention that it’s not a common “belief” in most countries that the weather on your birthday is indicative of how good or bad you’ve been all year.
When I say belief I don’t actually mean that people in Denmark truly believe it. It’s more like a funny thing you can say like “The sun is shining so I’ve been good” or “Its not my fault its raining. Must be all the other people who have their birthday today”
As someone who was born in December I’ve apparently never been good a day in my life according to the weather while people who were born in late summer are apparently angels walking the earth.
Heh, the weather on the day you were born says nothing about you in this context because it’s supposed to be indicative of your behavior since your last birthday. You haven’t had a chance to be good or bad yet on the day you’re born.
Unfortunately your personal weather preferences don’t count. It goes like this:
Downpour/snowstorm/storm: very bad
Rain/snow: bad
Cloudy: neutral
Sun with clouds: mostly good
Clear skies: good
Heatwave with cruel sunshine: people will beg you to commit a crime next year to save us all
You can however request that a person behave a certain way to get your desired weather on their birthday. My grandmother used to say she had been deliberately bad so her garden would get rain.
The responses below are exactly the spirit of this “belief”, silly and fun banter for all.
I am also a cloudy/rainy days are best sort of person but I do love where this idea wraps back around. Like, a day where it is violently bright and hot so much so people decide there’s such a thing as ‘too good’ and tell you to please jaywalk or something so that the sun doesn’t crash into the earth next year. :D
Reform UK in Wales, Day 5
It's important to keep an eye on our elected officials, but to be honest, I'm only really doing this to see how long it takes for Reform to start in-fighting. If today is the 5th day of this new Senedd, on what day do you think we'll see the first sign of in-fighting? Can they make it to day 100? Can they make it into double digits?
Well, the correct answer is, they started today. Hehehe.
Francesca O'Brien
Small item to start. Francesca O'Brien won one of two seats for Reform in Gwyr Abertawe. She was congratulated by Voice of Wales, an anti-migrant, anti-Muslim hate group. They posted Francesca's photo on Facebook. And Francesca replied to thank them for their support.
This is bad. The group's run by a known fraudster, and a failed candidate for rightwing anti-EU party UKIP. Both are associates of anti-Islam criminal and terrorist Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, better known as Tommy Robinson.
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage had urged party members to distance themselves from Voice of Wales, who proudly embrace the labels "bigot", "far-right" and "racist".
It's an interesting rift. Voice of Wales used to support Reform, but they've now called for Farage to embrace them, or they'll switch their support to rival far-right group Restore, whose leader is Rupert Lowe. So Reform have some competition in the populist far-right space.
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Meanwhile, Reform's new chief of staff is Torfaen Councillor David Thomas. Three fun facts about David Thomas. Vote for your favourite!
What's the best fact about David Thomas, Reform UK's new chief of staff in Wales?
He published misogynistic music under the name DJ Dowster!
He faked a photo of himself cutting a ribbon to open a new Lidl supermarket!
His window cleaning company Dr Squeegees stole signs from rival companies!
And he's not happy about the appointment of the Senedd's two new referees - Presiding Officer Huw Irranca-Davies of Labour, with Kerry Ferguson of Plaid as deputy.
A troll account on obscure far-right social media platform X called this a "Plaid-Labour stitch up", and David Thomas shared and endorsed the post.
Except ... Irranca-Davies secured 85 votes out of 96 MSes. Which means at least 23 votes in favour came from Reform themselves.
If Reform wanted a rightwing MS in the position, they could have endorsed Tory MS Paul Davies. None of them did.
Failing that, they could have nominated one of their own MSes for the position. None of them did.
And here's the sweetest bit: an anonymous Reform insider told Nation.Cymru that there are concerns within the party about David Thomas's new role. Fight!! It's day 5 and they're fighting!
I don't normally quote Reform on here, because I have no desperate desire to signal boost their communications. But I'll make an exception when they're turning on each other:
"Thomas is already clowning around and is not able to realise his own MSs voted for this. It just shows he can't tell the difference between his left and right shoes. He will destroy the Reform group in the Senedd as Chief of Staff."
I am wearing my sickos shirt and saying YES!
Here's the fake Lidl photo. Lidl have confirmed there was no official opening for the new supermarket.
David Thomas just ... presumably brought his own ribbon and scissors??
I personally believe he had to set up a timer on his camera and lean it against a bollard because he needed his two (2) friends to be in the photo with him to sell the bit
The ribbon was tied to some trolleys out of shot
Okay, so I assumed the photo would be some ai generated nonsense. Finding out this was one of several photos he shared and the others had staff in them, meaning he went to that store and, presumably, lied to the staff about there being a photo op ribbon cutting makes this so much wilder.
Like, his original post was taken down after concerns about using staff images without consent were raised. Also, he’s claiming Lidl is lying and that he was invited by a council member to this totally real event. Which means there are four possibilities for who’s lying here. Lidl, though that seems unlikely that they’d arrange the ribbon cutting only to pretend they hadn’t (also the other ribbon cuttings for their stores I saw while looking up details here were very corporate politically neutral - the mayor cutting the ribbon or schoolchildren having a day of it); Thomas himself, feels likely though it means his defense is throwing a random council member under the bus as well as lying about the company; the unnamed (as far as I can tell) council member; or, wild card option, a store manager not checking with corporate, whose politics align with Reform and who didn’t think doing a little self-motivated photo op would get this much attention. In any event, a more interesting tidbit than I’d first thought when I’d guessed it would be a wholly digital fake.
it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good
for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade
See, for me, the silly puzzles in RE games are part of the charm. The fact that they were doing that with the subway system early on and they’ve consistently stayed committed to goofy puzzles (and will lampshade the ridiculousness of them - in RE7 you can find an invoice for someone hiring a guy to make the illusion puzzles in the Baker house) - is part of what gives them a delightful touch of camp as far as I’m concerned. Is it incredibly unlikely and weird that these puzzles exist? Yes, but it posits a somewhat whimsical world where every construction company must have a puzzle guy on staff and I like that bit of silliness to lighten the mood from being chased by horrifying sci-fi monsters.
over the garden wall is so atmospherically delicious but its plot is such a nothingburger. they should have cut the sarah subplot and just had wirt be actively suicidal from the start.
pip and I have determined that the flashback episode should have established wirt as an actual social outcast with actual problems and shown him sneaking off to kill himself by (for example) jumping off a bridge, not realizing that greg had followed him and then they accidentally fall together. wirt’s character growth could have come from fully internalizing the horror of how much he’d hurt his loved ones if he killed himself. their release from death would be a result of wirt ultimately deciding to live.
tbh it feels like this was closer to what may have been the original vision for the story because even the lyrics to ‘old black train’ suggest child suicide to me.
No joke, this would’ve been better. I remember watching Over the Garden Wall for the first time. It was charming and offbeat and then there was the reveal of the world the boys came from and Wirt’s embarrassment about talking to A Girl and it just felt jarringly anticlimactic.
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Happy 100th Birthday David Attenborough [b: 8th May 1926]
It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living.
(I have made quite a lot of gifsets of this man over the years)
love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
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This is made even better by the booklet with the special edition dvd of The Boy and the Heron where he talks about how pathetic it was for him to announce retirement and then renege. We don’t have to judge him for it, he already has. :D