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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

ID: first gif is two human hands clinking glasses. Second gif is a human hand clinking a teeny tiny champagne glass against a glass held in the paw of a chinchilla

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

My personal favorite is starting a new show I saw on Tumblr and realizing friend from gif is not the main character, or even a major supporting character. Who are these people and where is my friend?

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont