Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

I know life can be overwhelming and tough and hard. but so are you. I know you have a lot on your plate, but I promise you, it is doable. I promise you, you have enough time to get it done. so get it done.

chillin but also seconds away from bursting into tears

There’s nothing wrong with being closeted. Not everyone has the resources and safety to be out. Being closeted doesn’t make you less than those who are out.

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me