WatchTheCityBurn

Feel the blood on your skin

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

notice how everyone is horny today

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

They’re super easy to take off. Turn it inside out, and pull on the end. It’ll pop apart immediately.

we like to meme about his height, but if Exarch was as tall as any other guy, just a default man in a hood, his badassery would've felt less special as well. but no, he drops the sickest lines like "i'm the adjudicator of the sacred history with which you dared trifle" while being SO TINY. microscopic. and it only adds to his aura imo

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Okay but Ludacrisp are FUCKING DELICIOUS and I highly recommend snagging some if you end up somewhere that has them. It's like if a honeycrisp was raised by a granny smith.