...and queer

while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.

Edgar Allan Boop

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

@onenicebugperday WEEVIL ALERT

Go away, he’s working.

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

I super do not want to

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

annoying that your family can love you and treat you well in some ways but then be so fucking cruel and treat you like shit in others

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger