...and queer

while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.

Edgar Allan Boop

i love when kids are obsessed with a thing that isnt really designed for children but not in the like. edgy adult inappropriate way. im talking like my childhood obsession with antiques roadshow. or my cousin who's favorite toy was a photographers tripod. like not the camera JUST the tripod. kids are so silly and delightful sometimes.

wait why is it almost september

you're entitled to your opinion but it's stupid and bad and ill-informed and i hate you

no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

Sparkling water tastes like a VCR