...and queer

while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.

Edgar Allan Boop

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

skillet issue

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

The face of a mother who knows exactly what is going on behind her

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

I don't need the chatgpt random algorithm to write emails for me because I already have a custom and 100% flawless algorithm called "writing the exact same three emails with the names changed"

"but op I work in an office I have to write way more emails than you" well that's your fault for working in an office i got nothing to do with that

to everyone who wants help with emails: go through the notes of this post. there are ideas I've never thought of and plenty of scripts for all kinds of situations/jobs

still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

I also want it to be said that you can be someone who is not repulsed (or occasionally not repulsed) when it comes to sex in movies and shows and books and songs. You could watch porn to get off, and read smutty fanfic, and make sex jokes, and not feel weird about your friends talking about it and STILL be repulsed when it comes to actually having it yourself