while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.
Edgar Allan Boop
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du

#extradirty
NASA

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

oozey mess
Keni
DEAR READER
taylor price
Jules of Nature

noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle

Kiana Khansmith
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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while i slouched, nearly stooping, suddenly there came a booping, as of someone gently booping, booping at my chamber door. tis some mutual, i said, booping at my chamber door. only this and nothing more.
Edgar Allan Boop

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i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably
i want ice cream .
This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?
oh my apologies i see my mistake
“What if I write it and it’s bad-”
WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

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Types of various Tumblr posts that I've seen:
Any variation of "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!!"
"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY/GIRL!!! DON'T GO INTO THE *INSERT THING* " "Wow das eist full of *insert thing but with a German accent!* "
General shitposting (like that one ingredience post)
People not reading @one-time-i-dreamt's url
Subcategory of general shitposting that make no sense whatsoever (DIFFERENT FROM SHITPOSTING)
Cursed images
"Science side of Tumblr, explain"
Subcategory of previous one that is science side putting it in baby talk/making it weird
Wizard roleplay
@i-am-a-snom posts/the variations of snom posts
@i-am-a-fish posts
"NOBODY ON THIS WEBSITE CAN READ" / "Tumblr's reading comprehension is piss poor"
Gimick blogs
@pukicho posts (he's his own category, deal with it)
Someone has no idea how something works and refuses to learn
Someone doesn't know anything about this one specific topic (that one mythos post)
@writing-prompt-s post and then "that's just *insert thing* "
@badrpgideas post that's actually good "op change ur url"
@badjokesbyjeff post that's actually good "Jeff change ur url"
Subcategory of @badjokesbyjeff post that's like *insert reallyyyy bad pun* "Jeff. We've talked about this."
Art (any kind)
"How do art"
"How do write'
Headcanons and various drabbles
Rhyming posts
@haikubot-official-blog posts
"YOU'RE LISTENING TO *insert radio station* THIS AINT YOUR TYPICAL *insert thing* WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT *thing, thing, and thing* and now *insert generic song that fits the radio station* "
"GO DRINK WATER/EAT/GO TO BED!!!" "NO!"
UwU post-ifier
Cute animal and then just "B e b e"
sub category of this that's just "man what a cute *insert completely different animal than in the photo*"
any variation of "i have too many wips" and then "I feel called out"
Gender posts (gender envy, im a boygirlfriend, let's abolish gender, etc)
"Nd culture is *insert thing* "
Nd posts
"Im so fucking eepy I'm so tired bed too cozy"
Subcategory that's like "sleeping isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "
Another related one is " *insert thing* isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "
Posts about when they see their blorbo(s) "KJHAMSDFBNMKKJF" and then
"STOP MISINTERPRETING MY BLORBO"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING LITERATURE"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING ART"
"STOP MISINTERPRETING POLITICS"
User about problematic blorbo "Yeah he did all of that but I don't care"
"Being a fan of a character is *insert several contradicting things*"
Actually good analysis
Political posts
"Apollo calm down with the gift of prophecy"
Apollo's dodgeball
"Apollo please throw that dodgeball please"
"If this gets *insert amount of notes* ill do *insert things/list of things* but good luck cause I'm a super small bl-" "psst *insert va*"
Also subcategory of this that's like *insert post* "STOP GIVING THIS NOTES" *pspsps va*
Cursed facts
Animal rp
"I want to turn into *insert thing* "
Royal rp
"Permission to *insert thing,* my liege?" "Granted." "oh thank god."
ok that's all I got so feel free to add more and ill add it to the list
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald
I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

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are people under the impression that aromantic people never want to have close personal relationships with the people in their lives. "oh i wish i was aro it would save me all this drama!" actually human relationships are always deep and complicated and messy and have the potential to hurt and help and change your life and being romantic is just one possible aspect of that. aromantic people want to be close to the people around them just like anyone else. and i know the real issue is that people think romantic relationships are the only way to be truly close to someone else but it's weird and off-putting to constantly hear the implication that aros are somehow fundamentally incapable of forming relationships that would impact their lives negatively cause they don't wanna go on dates with people. not even mentioning the aros who do
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
🌈 I made a thing

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the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs