of the two things we do on our knees

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

I think some of you people need to google amatonormativity… and like, think about it.

you can actually desire a traditional romantic relationship AND unpack amatonormative ideas within your mind and life. they are not mutually exclusive!

i get so miserable off that scenario i made up in my head

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all

I just googled the word Epic and there was a picture of you and also your address and credit card numbers and full photocopies of your whole ass passport be careful girlie

my three girlfriends; past, present and future

But do they smoke weed