DON'T BE A DICK

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

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idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

This is the ugliest decor I’ve ever seen in a porno

Straight v/s gay porn

I'd say it was because they were accurately rendering the bulge, but if they're clipping through, that clearly can't be the case either.

Even if they wanted the bulges to be meticulously accurate, the sensible approach would have been to include a hidden penis size slider in the mesh for the trousers. That way, you could render the trousers with a bulge of appropriate dimensions baked into the mesh and simply switch the penis off whenever it's fully covered; it'd be hugely computationally cheaper than doing fabric simulation to determine the bulge dimensions dynamically, you'd save on running needless penis physics calculations whose results will never be seen by the player, and there'd be no risk of penis clipping. The way they currently seem to be doing it is just sloppy penis optimisation.