Just a Lil Cutie

deers are mostly known for being hunted and i think this is not fair because they can also be so so sweets and lovelies & licking you??

exhibit A

cant blame a girl for fumbling

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*