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it’s called foreplay because we are playinggg yayyy

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

Exactly

On my first day in office I will enact an executive order abolishing the speed of light in a vacuum

If elected, I will make sure every American gets a free spider in their house

President Natalie, what will you do about healthcare?

Make diseases illegal

It should be noted that they blocked it because of animal rights and not human rights. They were more concerned about the crocodiles than the Palestinians they are torturing.

No one has ever warranted a presidential pardon more

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

In light of recent events, I would like to remind everyone that the correct pro choice talking point that will actually pull people to our side is NOT whether a fetus is human or not because you'll never win. The correct argument is how the state should never have the power to force you to give up physical autonomy for the sake of any other being.

westerners have some kind of disease where they’re perfectly fine thinking that people in the global south / “third world” are perfectly content living under fascisistic authoritarian govts. (often as a direct result of historical western interference in these places lol) but when western governments are authoritarian its SOOOO important to point out that its against the will of the citizenry at large

im not trying to make this a funny post bc its anything but, but devil wears prada voice you think this has nothing to do with you? you think the people “over there” are ontologically different to you? you think we love fascism and you and your friends specifically uniquely hate it?

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.