Just another blog of some fan

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

i love this too much

Somehow this is the most Shaped photo of Chloe yet. This is somehow simultaneously not even feline adjacent while also being the utter distillation of what a Cat is

if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving

Correct me if I'm wrong I haven't seen it in a while but something fun about spiderverse is that iirc, at the doc ock reveal, in literally any other movie there would have been a line about "you're a Woman? O_o" but I don't think there was. Peter B was just like Ah Shit It's Doc Ock

It's also really funny that in Miles' universe she was like, a bill nye type figure. Peter B sees her tentacles and he's like "let me guess, your friends call you doc ock?" Like oh here we go again. Meanwhile Miles is just over there like "the WHO???"

There are more furries than there are American politicians. Just saying.

As it should be, furries contribute far more positive change to society than politicans ever could.

Last time we talked about furries and professions we all got into a huge argument, but this time I just agree with you.

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying