malisang

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such