They were cooking with this interpretation actually

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

i think we should kill grandpa

lets kill grandpa together

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

Carly rae needs to do a folk album beyonce needs to do emo rap divorce album adele has always wanted to do reggae just let it happen one time gaga needs to stop doing real estate commercials and divorce her pharma husband slayyyter needs to stay exactly as popular as she is or she’s gonna become charli xcx charli xcx needs to not do a rock album like she says shes going to next and i need to do anything at all

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

spamton was pronounced deceased yesterday after being consumed by a northern pike

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.