The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

the funniest part of wrestling is that they’d always say stuff like “you won’t get a boner the outfit is too tight and you’ll be too focused” because that’s just not true

if you are wrestling and you give your opponent a boner you should be able to help her with it and it's fucked up that you can't

you’re literally helping her by pinning her to the ground in front of a crowd

okay well i don't see how that would help so maybe i need a girl who is bigger and stronger than me to pin me to the ground so i can understand