humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers