this is the bad place

i don't like scrolling on tumblr cause it inevitably alwyas makes me wanna kill myself and so i don't do it anymore but i still like to come on here every now and then so like if anyone just wants to send me good (FUNNY AND SILLY AND CUTE AND PRETTY AND COOL AND INTERESTING THINGS ONLY) posts you come across that you think i'd like to see pls do

going to the library tomorrow anybody got any book recs? preferably adult non-fiction

you know what i think i’d turn into an annoying pretentious creepy prick too if i also had to spend close to a literal century fifth-wheeling my brothers and sisters who were fucking each other

they’ve really gotta stop making horror movie trailers scarier than the movies themselves

how do you politely tell someone that their presence immediately drains every ounce of joy and energy from your being and that when they speak it makes you wanna put a fire poker in your eye and that you constantly have to resist the urge to abuse substances when they’re around

so silly when people are mad about bad movies simply existing as if bad trashy corny movies aren't vital to the delicate film ecosystem i shudder to think where this world would be without the sharknados and the velocipastors sitting through 90 minutes of slop every now and then is good for your health and for the survival of filmmaking now come back down to earth and go watch knock knock (2014) starring keanu reeves

you either die committed to the bit or live long enough to see yourself become the bit

anyway i do not recommend trying to walk down stairs in the dark especially if you’re stupid like me