Agent of Midgard

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

magical girl but the person you become when you transform is not you. it is something else. and the line between you and your magical form is drawing ever closer and yet so far away

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

hey why is your leitmotif playing over the bbeg's theme bro haha

Hey bro? Bro? Why did a tooltip just tell me to use ctrl to sprint?? Bro?? BRO??

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.