Your real dad.

You learn something every day: apparently “pharaoh” translates literally to “great house,” and it was originally used in reference to Thutmose III in the way that we’ll say “the White House” in reference to the president and his administration. For example, it’s not “Pharaoh Bob ordered…” it’s “the Pharaoh ordered…,” in the same way we would say “the White House opposed…”

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

soft animal of my body is up for a kebab

the monster under the bed is scary to YOU. i’m having sex with it though.

@thatnordicguy

Everyone is voting WRONG!!!!

I would just like to say that if we’re mutuals you’re automatically my best friend. welcome to my blog get friendshipped idiot

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”