Your real dad.

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

microdosing on fatherhood whenever my job hires new apprentices

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms