Your real dad.

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

broooo last night was a cry for help

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war