Your real dad.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept