As the World Falls Down...

Being kept around and being fully chosen are two very different things.

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Hardest drug is the weight of God’s indifference

Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

I get the Subcultural Forces that cause this, but it's really funny when a post about The Character starts off with something like "now obviously I don't think it was GOOD for blorbo blingus to detonate a nuke in order to epically own his homoerotic rival. that being said,"

Getting hauled before a tribunal because I drew that toxic tgirl eating ice cream and I didn't include a 1024x4096 "BAD THINGS ARE BAD" banner above and below her