As the World Falls Down...

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

“I’ve discovered some new passages of the Bible that say you go to hell if you’re JD Vance and superhell if you are capitalizing off the AI boom.” and the pope is right

I think there's already enough passages pls stop finding new ones