As the World Falls Down...

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

the world is a strange and wonderous place

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

Hand job vs manual labor

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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

upgrade your life by taking note of the objects you use most and slowly replace them with the most beautiful and high-quality versions of those things you can find.