As the World Falls Down...

pro health tip. don't start caring about sport.

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

just chewed on my lip until it bled and my mom said it’s okay it will heal in a few days. painfully reminded the body really does just heal itself over and over again. theres somebody whos been trying to save me all along and its me

don't let the fact that you have work tomorrow make you kill yourself

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post