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Brotherhood: Who's in charge here?

X-Men: Well, usually whoever yells the loudest.

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ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

Hank McCoy

#hank mccoy #beast #x-men #original: tumblr

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Round Two

Couples Counseling Needed

Cherik VS Stobotnik

Cherik

Stobotnik

Voting ended onJul 21

#Charles Xavier #erik lehnsherr #not a quote

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his chere is hungryyy

#gambit #remy lebeau #rogue #anna marie #deadpool #jean grey #wolverine #not a quote

I’m worried too many people are telling Cable's baby how cute she is. Let’s not give her so much self-esteem she thinks she doesn’t have to be funny.

Wade Wilson

#wade wilson #deadpool #cable #nathan summers #hope summers #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: twitter

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Kurt Wagner: I live in constant fear of the western descent towards fascism. Kurt Wagner: But I digress. Kurt Wagner: The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world but not in this room.

Jean Grey: I see you have a son. Logan: We haven't spoken in twenty years. Jean: And a half-brother. Logan: He's in prison. Jean Grey: And a wife. Logan: Who is also deceased. Scott Summers: Logan: What? Scott Summers: I didn’t know. Logan: My family has a bit of a reputation for conflict. And philandering. And fraud. And swordplay.

#jean grey #wolverine #james howlett #scott summers #cyclops #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: schitt's creek

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Professor X: Would you rather be way too hot or way too cold? Lilandra: We don't feel temperature because of alien technology. Professor X: You don't feel temperature because of alien technology? Lilandra: If it starts to feel too hot, we grab these garments- it's a smaller garment if it's too hot, if it's cold, it's a heavier garment to keep me warm. Professor X: So you're describing a sweater? Lilandra: Lilandra: Uh-

Daken: Musical theater is the lowest of all entertainments. It's a gutter pantomime, performed by half-wits with painted faces, enjoyed by lower wits. Laura Kinney: Maybe some. But have you ever seen Rent? Daken: From you? Not a penny.

#daken #laura kinney #x23 #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: what we do in the shadows

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Kitty Pryde: Laura, I was kinda wondering if you and Bobby could come with me?

Kitty Pryde: I could use some muscle... and also Bobby.

Bobby Drake: You had me at also Bobby.

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Magneto, on how many children he has: Mystique sent back Lorna's baby announcement with "please make it stop" written on the back

#magneto #erik lehnsherr #mystique #raven darkholme #lorna dane #polaris #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: the great north

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Apocalypse: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Storm: What are you bidding on?

Apocalypse: I am bidding on a table.

How best to describe Wade? I would say he's blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education, but give him an sword and he's second to none. Though you wouldn't want him as your barrister.

Hank McCoy

#hank mccoy #beast #deadpool #wade wilson #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: what we do in the shadows

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Cable: I'm going to go in and scare him and be the bad cop, and you're going to go to him and be very friendly. The good cop, you know?

Deadpool: I ain't a cop.

Cable: It's a tactic.

Deadpool: Look, I ain't a cop or a narc or a snitch.

Cable: It is pretend. Keep your mask on.

Laura Kinney: Uh! Why do you care about girly stuff like make-up and being pretty anyway? Laura Kinney: I mean faces are just a bunch of holes in one place. Oh my face-holes are in a better spot the you face-holes. Gabby Kinney: It's when you bottom hole is in the wrong spot, that's when to worry.

#laura kinney #x23 #gabrielle kinney #scout #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: bob's burgers

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Scarlet Witch: I’m not saying all my problems were caused by Magneto...

Scarlet Witch: But five therapists have said exactly that.

Quicksilver and Polaris: *nodding* Same.

Scott Summers: Do you have a second, Jean? Jean Grey: No, there's only one of me. What? What are you asking?

#scott summers #jean grey #madelyne pryor #x-men #original: 30 rock

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