Veggies

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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