I have a crazy story, it's gonna be great, and it's not even concluded...
I've been playing this "Farmville-style" solitaire collection game, where you are the typical tired-of-city-life character and you go out to live in the countryside and somehow end up like a mayor or something because you've built up this huge farm and eventually an entire village with your bare hands and sweat off your back. So I'm like, well I used to love Farmville and I love some classic old solitaire, let's check it out!
Mmmkay well the Korean to English dialogue translation is a little messed up sometimes but it's forgiveable and cute, even, so that's fine. I guess I can't even customize literally ANY aspect of the game besides the card decks and background card table but I kinda got obsessed trying to earn enough coins to buy this Cat themed set...
So I'm just casually playing throughout the day during downtimes, buying all the various themed collections, doing quests.
You know, the storyline quests are literally just you trying to win enough solitaire to earn however many coins is required to complete the quest. Not really immersive at all, but whatever, I wanna collect cute shit so I keep playing for the sole purpose of buying every card deck and background that is available.
I notice that every once in a while, your character, Tom, will be gushing about some pretty girl in town and he wants (you) to build stuff for her. Well I guess that doesn't work out, but y'know, that's life, you move on...
Luckily, Maria shows up with with some big beautiful buns and- forget Giana, Maria's where it's at!
One week later and you already build Maria an apiary so you can both taste the sweet honey of love together...
Suddenly, your best friend is marrying the unrequited love of your life?! And you build a whole chapel for them to have the ceremony in?!?!!!
Plot twist sirens blaring in the distance...
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