God only knows what this is

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

Sometimes, I see something for the first time and it takes me a little bit to see why a ship is popular, slowly seeing the tension build between characters and realizing the potential. And sometimes, I see the last five minutes of "Lazarus Rising" and realize immediately everything I need to know about why Destiel works.

mycentaurs are NOT groaning at hollanov's pda or telling them to get a room or feeling even a morsel of discomfort when they kiss in the locker room. they are enablers and romantics. one of the first things we see when troy comes out and says he's dating harris is bood telling him to give harris a good luck kiss, and i wholeheartedly believe they're all the same way with shane and ilya. they're at a barbecue and it's why do you need another chair?? just sit on his lap you're married?? if they aren't bickering at practice, everyone turns into amateur marriage counselors and forces them to kiss and make up. the rookies call them their mom and dad (with bood as a third parent and being daddy, of course). they could start describing their sex life in detail and at least 3/4 of the room would be nodding their head and asking follow up questions. that locker room is shameless and supportive

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

It's okay to have hobbies that you're bad at. You don't have to produce masterpieces to love something, and you won't get better if you don't practice, anyway. Just enjoy the thing. Enjoy it, damn you

@meangirlnurse think youd enjoy this read

the muse said it’s my turn to tell the iliad

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

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Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

THATS THE BITCH

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum