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This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

salad is mostly items

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My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

svetlana and ilya cant go on vacation without having a full drunken screaming-at-top-of-lungs fight saying the meanest shit they can think of and then pretending like nothing happened the next morning hungover as fuck sunglasses on eating breakfast by the pool

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

need to write au where rose is a dominatrix shane goes to but he has weirdly specific rules like NO talking try not to even breathe too loud, blindfold me at ALL times, pegging only NOTHING else, do NOT touch my dick EVER, breasts stay COVERED in fact just wear a baggy tshirt and sweatpants. and after meeting pretty regularly she's like "you wish the strap was a real dick dont you" and he's just like"🥹yeah"