Those Are Enemy Birds

oh my fucking god

THATS MY ART???? MY ZUKKA ART??? What timeline am I living in

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

Reblogging to save a life and teach medical professionals basic communication skills

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

Rocky and Grace can be an example of non romantic true love and I can still want them to do mutual masturbation. Is that so wrong

Grace and Rocky should do mutual masturbation. And other such phrases

Every once in a while I threaten that I’m gonna start posting abt my OCs on main but I’m always anxious I’m gonna get tomatoes thrown at me bc of their “day 1, anti cosmo fanart” to “day 300 here’s my OC Koz lord of vampires” origins

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin