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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly
classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free
i am learning about so many beautiful websites from this. they are like horses to me
Look it's not my fault they're still using graphics i designed for the Perseus website when I was a grad student in 19 fucking 94 on a Mac LC with less memory than a modern thermostat
I am so utterly fascinated by âSakiâ, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decadesâ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from âthe fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheekâ to âthe pussy is completely out on center pageâ over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
I have so many questions... How does one SUSPECT a manga character isn't wearing underwear? Like, sure, boobs are front and center amd you can see them get bigger panel by panel but how does this work for panties? Are there just that many upskirt shots?
Also how do you keep a manga about Mahjong going for 18 years, what??
Like this, mostly.
The boobs thing is arguably even funnier
I have an important update to this saga:
In chapter 299, the main character unleashes a special attack (???), and immediately after, her boobs DEFLATE BACK DOWN TO A REASONABLE SIZE
And then later in the match, she has to use another special move
And now she's completely flat-chested
In Saki, magical mahjongg power is literally stored in the boobs, which in my opinion is the best possible explanation for all this.

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on âquipsâ. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. Thatâs all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. Itâs all quips. Every single line. And itâs a masterpiece.
Movies suck when people donât care about the art theyâre making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isnât that funny dialogue exists.
#itâs not the quips itâs the complete and utter fear of showing any kind of sincerity#honestly itâs almost the equivalent of saying âno homoâ after a moment of being genuine
The Princess Bride is almost all quips, but itâs all sincerity. Every aspect of the plot is ridiculous and yet no movie dialogue has ever gone as hard as âI want my father back, you son of a bitchâ
people recognize the problem contained within Whedon-style quippyness without knowing the term for the actual issue so they say âquipsâ when they mean âbathosâ
another problem with quips thatâs a little harder to analyze and explain is the quips are all in the authorâs voice, NOT the charactersâ.
steve rogers, natalia romanoff, james barnes, tony stark, pepper potts, and bruce banner are people from radically different walks of life, and should therefore have extremely different styles of communication, despite all off them nominally speaking the same language (english). they should have different senses of humor, different senses of where the boundary lies between irreverence and insult, different boundaries, different sore spots, different goals as well as different methods of communication.
the fact that all these characters banter the exact same way, i.e how joss whedon thinks is funny, is incredibly shallow and grating.
steve grew up as a challenging little shit, who was also very small and poor, and he did it in 1920âČs-30âČs brooklyn new york. he regularly got his ass kicked. tony stark is also challenging and provocative, heâs a shit stirrer, but he grew up rich as all fuck. no one was beating the piss out of him in a dirty alley. tony has grown up surrounded by sycophants, rich enough to get away with whatever amount of bad behavior he wants to pull; steve grew up poor and disabled in a society that openly advocated for the death and degradation of the weak and unfit. why the fuck would they enter a conversation the same way? why would they deliver a snappy retort the same way? natasha romanoff is a spy, sheâs manipulative, sheâs always watching to see how a joke lands, sheâs always conscientiously tuning herself this way and that to get results. she doesnât have the luxury of casual defiance, or unthinking obnoxiousness, or even standing by her principles and pissing off someone she hates. again, why would she be tossing off little asides the same as tony, or even the same as steve?
the princess bride is sincere, and the characters still banter in their own voices. fezzik is cautious and methodical, inigo is weary and incredulous, vizzini is desperate to impress everyone with his own intelligence and in so doing often sounds like a complete twerp, buttercup is so incredibly pissed off she doesnât have any brain cells to spare for joking around, and westley is here to ruin everyoneâs day. and it works! the characters have great banter because theyâre striking sparks off each other, not meshing like identical cogs in a machine.
humor is about subverting expectations, about breaking up patterns, about confrontation and absurdity. you canât get that from a blandly uniform pulp.
I think this is a similar genre of poor writing as all characters using the same frame of references for similes, analogies, and metaphors. It's awkward in a single POV and intensely jarring (and boring) for media with multiple POVs.
Why would a character who has never seen the sea describe someone's eyes as "ocean blue"? Would the first thought of a desert-dwelling character be that a sudden event is "like a lightning strike"? How does someone in an nation that doesn't HAVE vanilla or cinnamon know what they smell like to describe a person as smelling that way? Why is your remote-village yokel able to describe with industry-accurate terminology everything from architecture to clothing, plant life, warfighting technology? (This is the inverse of your mega-competent military hero calling their rifle 'the gun' inside their own head.)
In part this stems from lack of awareness of clichés, but I think it's also a lack of care for who the characters are and where they come from. Character voice can be really hard to pin down in any sense, not just humour. An effective way to differentiate them is to have them think and view the world differently not just in broad themes and personality traits by in the details they notice, prioritise, and connect with.
Honestly, if you aren't doing this, you're leaving a lot on the table ...and maybe being lazy. Just a smidge.
harriet got a point in athletics you know what that means
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For a second I didnât realize it meant âhighâ as in a stonerâI thought âHigh Geologistâ was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every oneđ
I have drawn himâŠ. The High Geologist
Canât believe heâs ace
He is now And hereâs the photo evidence:
hey guysâŠhttps://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it getsâŠ. better? but also weirder.
I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.
I love this too much.
Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist
This is all part of The Tumblr Experience
the high geologist
advocating for ace people
IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN
Rough Indonesian Fossil Coral â Indonesia
Photo : Jennie J. Koch

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Calico cat in a calico coat!
"Abel's Body to Cain" by Joseph Fasano
âIf I had time travel Iâd kill Hitlerâ âIf I had time travel Iâd stop my favourite politician getting assassinatedâ youâre all thinking way too small. If I had time travel Iâd stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every timeÂ
Itâs from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!Â
STOP ITâS BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think itâs safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
Iâm killing your parents before youâre born
Still here, whyâd you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mumâs ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. Iâm your dad now.
Isnât that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I canât even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesnât have to
Yes it does.
or at least until 2041!
Do I suddenly want to be a mother? No.
But I would love to be HER mother. There's a hole in my heart with her shape now.
-- Paula Lema
Alphonse Mucha Ö Study for Music, Dance (1898)

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The Two of Cups
Upright: unity, partnership, attraction, connection, close bonds, mutual respect, love
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Son of the White Mare / Fehérlófia (1981) dir. Marcell Jankovics