take this, it's dangerous to go alone

while YOURE being “employed” and making “money” IM reading yaoi. get on my level

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

things used to be $5

everytime someone with mild autism or adhd says theyre "reclaiming" the r slur i kill another hostage

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

endlessly frustrating that whenever anyone is like 'i wish i could find a type of exercise i enjoy' swarms of people are always like 'clearly you have not tried the type of exercise *I* enjoy!' I'm there like no I have. it sucked.

musicals as timeloops always fuck me up. sweeney will hold lucy, blood on her from his own razor every time. every time the people of france do not rise up, the barricade falls, and marius wakes up to all of his friends dead. again and again the earth is devoured by audrey 2 and the plants. orpheus turns around again and again and again and again and again

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

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The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in