saldana

The first person to ever lie must’ve been so happy to get away with whatever the fuck

fuck yeah

boys exist purely as the larval stage of girls, everyone knows this.

even haiku bot knows

i love it when haiku-bot kaikus actually work with the 3 line structure of haikus. Like this is a really good one where the first line sets up this expectation of boys being perfect little beans which is then subverted by the second line. A lot of traditional haikus did this kind of thing and it's fascinating to see in the wild! ^^

I once saw someone try to suggest a male counterpart to misogyny should be called "androgyny"

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This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Do you think once Jimmy finishes eating the world he'll transition

You can lie when you name things

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

"Oh I get a lot of random bruises that I don't know where they come from." That's slightly concerning and you should probably confirm that you know what they're from. You might have a vitamin deficiency or perhaps a disease. However more importantly can I see pictures of them. And also before you fix it if it is something that needs fixing can I please play with your easily bruised body for a normal amount of time. You might not enjoy it but I really, really will.

WHAT happened to monster of the week shows???

WHERE IS my Scooby Doo or Doctor Who?

Fuck, I'll even take some live action superhero slop ala the CW

I'm just tired of the every TV show is actually an 8 hour movie model of television

I just want to hop in on a random episode, see a consistent cast with interesting dynamics be tested by a cool monster or villian