Disassemblybait

7foot tall elf girl large boobs no bra huge ears squishy tummy

n shes wearing an over sized band tee nd panties

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

uwahh., ., ,want mama boobs,., ,

I hope y'all know for every single piece of shit transmisogynist I see on here I log off, go to my job, and make misandry real in another woman. That's my job, actually. Making people have an intense bias and hatred against men. I get paid 41.97/hr doing it :3

YES WE'RE HIRING GET IN HERE GIRLS

Where do I sign?

you can just dry hump your little sister at any time

the spectre of mama haunts siscest

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

new cocktail i invented its 50/50 sauvignon blanc white wine and guava monster i call it the potion of headache

Perfect to enjoy the unique experience of trying to survive your own house while drunk, headachey and trying not to throw up