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I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

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Two Gulpin

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Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

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if you think about it, mechsploitation has a lot of parallels to pokemon.

hounds are controlled by a Handler, who can have more than one hound. just as pokemon share a trainer. some of the best pieces of fiction for both pieces of media, particularly pokemon gen 5, seek to tackle why something would enjoy fighting for the benefit of a figure of authority. both pieces of media tackle personhood in esoteric ways, and both place an intimate power exchange dynamic between the figures.

while mechsploitation often waves away the economics question, typically as we are all aware of the leverage the military-industrial complex has, the pokemon world seeks to justify the ability of a pokemon trainer to make a living purely by battling, giving the ability for a trainer to theoretically be a kind of state sponsored militia if needed.

and of course, just like mentioned in kallidora rho’s grasping the weapon, it is uncommon for Handlers to fuck their hounds, just as it is generally thought ill for trainer-pokemon intimacy in that way. instead, hounds are made to fuck other hounds, and pokemon are sent into daycares to fuck other pokemon. this of course isnt always the case, though, elusions to pokemon and trainer relations have happened throughout the series. just like how depending on the story, depending on the take, Handlers and hounds often have their own varied forms of intimacy, some more taboo than others.

i suppose that what i’m trying to say, is that in terms of Handler and hound breeding, the Napoleon is the most compatible mech for Handlers? Not only are they in the Harrison Armory category, which is comprised mostly of advanced, cutting edge military design, Caliban stands at an average of size 1/2, which means they’re able to handle Handler’s boots, and with their impressive base stats for heat capacity and access to heavy shielding and flash aegis, you can be rough with one.

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If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

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2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

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reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

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the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

thottielamottie

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

girlballs

I got a good grade in transgender at the doctor today. Everyone clap for me and my epic boobs

sis-slop

take me down to dogrape city where the girls are ouppies and they’re oh so pretty and they- uh- uh- hey down! down girl! b-bad dog!! s-stop! STOP IT STOP IT ST-hMmmnngg~

sis-slop

the dogdoctor at the dogrape victims clinic in dogrape city just told me that i’m 100% dogpregnant

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my-sisters-gf

“you taste like weed, sis” is a strong honorable mention in Top 10 Things to Say to Your Sister

yuricestmaple

it’s normal to get a little hard when kissing your big sister…

nullpetal

sniff your sisters pits NOW

proudtoehaver

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

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This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

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lesbians will see the word yuri and reblog without thinking

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smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

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smash to smithereens brother

plushefemme

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

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