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mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

i think they should do it like a greek phalanx. just a fucking square of human

r/weddingshaming offers a glimpse into a world i never hope to be part of

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

they should call it bog spider

SOILED Caterpillars.

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

we fucking found them?