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hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP