my seanoning D:

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

no money november

some people got taught that you take accountability even if it's an accident and other people learned that as long as it wasn't on purpose it's okay and now those two groups of people are trying to navigate living together and apologizing to each other

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left