my seanoning D:

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

you just can't get away with compressing dogs into conveniently sized pellets these days

is mustard gravy still okay?

this is all we have left

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all