my seanoning D:

after confirming we did not because it wasn't even at our apartment you still did not say anything positive

second, you need to see a therapist

about many things, but your unfounded fears of my behavior and extending to her's is ridiculous, she is very respectful and if you actually cared to meet her, you would know that

you also need to buck up and actually communicate about things that genuinely bother you instead of harping on a million little things for housekeeping

also good to take to a therapist is your obsession with i what i guess is a fear of gay contamination? the fact that she slept on your couch with sheets bothering you so much is weird

we don't kiss on the couch per your request and she always used my clean sheets, not even yours!!

instead you shut down and refused to communicate to me any of this until you were crying saying you felt unsafe (????) in the apartment

you were also short with my mother, just shy of being rude to her, which i am still not a fan of

finally, fucking shut up about weddings

you know i don't particularly enjoy them and yet you wormed us into that trivia team's wedding

i. don't. know. those people

we saw them for an hour maybe at most 10 times? if that's enough for you, awesome, but it isn't for me, they are strangers

i told you i didn't really want to go

and then you shit talk about me on the phone about not going and GOD FORBID, doing something i actually wanted to do? birdwatching, fireworks, and yes checking out the furry convention (which was actually a lot of fun you close minded weirdo)

finally and to be extremely petty, i guess i'm sorry

sorry that you haven't made many friends in the city

sorry that you're still single

sorry that you don't really go out into the city and do things

sorry that you refused to do anything that would've improved your quality of life in this apartment

fuck off, it will take a solid apology to the first point for us to be friends again