Aleyah Thorn

Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

The onceler, Hogwarts addition

Marty McFly

I’m making bread

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

“Not today small ensemble”

“Yam is meat”

“You don’t just eat ‘em.”

“dikkdikk”

“Black sheep.” mischeviaki

“Boon sweat”

Always remember POP culture

MAJITA

Dem tiles do

“Oh no. I’m going to sleep.”

“do boobs have bones”

“Did u also know that you get 30 silver from winning, and 15 for a loss?” batteredbrute

Pineapple all over thy Chosard

Mr dog

thunder clap *claps*

“Surely I can’t be the only lesbian in Frankfurt?!”

IT IS I, POTATO KNIGHT

i mean, he’s nice, but does he play the bagpipes?

coppeliagrace leather vest

Team Man-bun

I’m a fucking palm tree

Walls

“do you even wii bro” “janked” “ohhh thank gGOOooooddDD” “he’s just…. going”

“Oh my god i knoooooow”

@flowerskun “guten tag, motherfucker”

matt fucked the bus

NOTifications

Italian Sandwich

Don’t you mean… Oreos?

WHERE IS THE KEN DOLL! @seadweller-princess

batter wit th’ scots!! 

Wasps

“What time is it?” “I’m WEARING JEANS YOU IDIOT”

$ Store Weaves

ligs. fsh. Jakob.

Lick the fucking lamp damn it!

do you esist

the evet mistsake fanfom

Mnor’gb

“aaaaaOOOOAAAp”

MOM’S LASAGNA

PICKLED PINEAPPLE & ROSA PARKS

Your room mate is shrek

cockpit in the shit @obscenebands

Single Pringle and that’s how I mingle

YOU LIKE SCISSORING ASSES?!

My sister and I say “Oliver Cromwell” back and forth in weird voices

Gerald and Geraldine

SON! BARREL ROLL!

I’m taking a break right now!!! It was 16% EARLIER!!!!

In order to stop the egg from exploding, you must befriend the starbursts fighter jets

“Have not eaten Italy yet” And one more that is just me asking random friends “How are you satanic rituals going? ” and @awkward-agilator would under stand the Italy one

Pee hat

My hands are cold

What is this, citrus?

“Watch out for chupracabras”

Goron are potatoes

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

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what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

my naym is cat and here I rest with swishing tail and little guest I raise my paw I do not hit I pat its head I boop the kit

Does this trailer really includes Tywin f***king Lannister saying « Long live the king »?

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

<3 Cats are soft and gentle souls <3

@dulcetlips

Blessed post. Good kitty

i want someone to read that headline in an old timey reporter voice

@catholic-aviator this entire post looks 150% up your alley(cat)

very much so, and God bless you for showing me this glory.

@pipplesthepenguin

I love cats

What kind of kitty is Togo? He (she) looks very fierce

Cats are the absolute best. No question asked

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

Doesn’t hurt to try 💕

Ermmrmm I’ll give it a try, my account needs it

Should have been John barrowman or Simon Baker. Now that I could understand

Couldn’t agree more ! May I suggest Matt Smith too ?

Fml why do I have I have to go through Nina for a 4th fucking time I can’t deal