No. Not. Nope. Negative. Rational.

the last time I did puppy training classes, it was with Bailey the Leonberger. she grew up to basically a living rug, so when it came to "lie down" and "stay", she would beat all the other puppies in the class! but she kept failing "sit" because she would groan and want to lie all the way down. lazy ass giant breed puppy. also, she had a stair phobia for a while, and this all took place in a basement, so I had to carry her in my arms to get down there. which would've been easy with a Maltese or Chihuahua, but was NOT EASY TO DO with a growing Leonberger.

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

i do in hindsight really love the concept of complaining about adaptational changes in a 3000 year old oral tradition of which there isn’t really a definitive version so much as a surviving one that is also the most adapted story of all time. my chud forebears in Roman Britain throwing rocks at a bard going nah nah nah the last one said some different other shit at that part you gotta do it again is a comforting image to me

Almost one thousand years ago a woman with my exact face and probably better bangs in rural Morgannwyg was defending to the whole village the latest iteration of the marchog gwyrdd where Gwalchmei ap Gwyar is called Gawain and gets a little gay with it even though it’s different than the tale we have earlier heard from a previous bard so that I can fight the same battle on letterboxd today. God bless complaining the worlds oldest activity

@theshitpostcalligrapher “death of the author requires you to kill me” goes pretty damn hard right?

Absolutely love how Hunter is taking no shit off anyone anymore. We need more democrats to follow his example and quit playing nice with literal fucking fascists.