Cats n' Junk

when you hear the words “say it aint so” do you first think of “all the small things” by blink-182 or “say it ain’t so” by weezer

I’ve never seen a picture of junji ito in my life but I can only assume this is him because that sentence instantly gave me flashbacks

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

i write bastard sentences with my evil little hands and i make them everyone else's problem

imagine you’re a citizen of ba sing se and this new tea shop just opened up and has good reviews so you figure you’ll try it out. you get there and there’s this kinda rude scarred server but the tea is actually really good so you start to frequent it. then it suddenly mysteriously stops operating and you find out it’s because the owner and server vanished. then a couple months after that you find out that was the new FIRELORD???

He makes for a great ruler because hes done customer service

Can’t think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.

can’t believe a supernatural gif is aplicable to 2020 events…….. this is definitely the worst possible timeline

Bless Chuck Tingle

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71