how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

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Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

I haven’t even been to Paraguay!

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

Guy who’s the same age as the Ferris Bueller who hacked into his school’s systems doesn’t know how to open Outlook and wants me to do it for him brother you must be shitting me

a hot tip you may not know about tumblr desktop: you can use the j/k keys to go back and forth by one post! it's like vim!

crucially, it doesn't matter how big the post is!

unfortunately 'd' doesn’t delete someone else’s post

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