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I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

i have tested positive for tzatziki

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

every tumblr post is so good when you’re supposed to be speeping

didnt notice this typo because i was tired due to supposed to be speeping..

sorry sir that is yassified information

daily transgender fact youcan be that👍

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

condescending lecturejob from a girl with huge morals

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

@funnier-as-a-feedist