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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Your niche and socially looked down upon fetish, which is very cool and fun and I love hearing you talk about it, as opposed to my niche and socially looked down upon fetish, which is cringe and I shouldn't ever tell anybody about ever because nobody will like it

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again