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kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone