sadomasokistisen toyboyn

posessive sadist with memory issues: who hurt you.........

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.