hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

”you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don’t like the vampire armand

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal