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was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

He is risen

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

OP has manifested their own White Whale it seems

MATURE CONTENT!??

Tumblr is horny for the badly proportioned bear

The thing I hate about bodies is that it's impossible for the whole thing to be a comfortable temperature at once.

Core and face a normal temperature? Hands and feet are freezing and stiff from cold. You've warmed up your hands and feet? Now your face is practically on fire. Why is it like this.

The problem with winter is that the neighbour's kittycat wants to be sitting on me all the time. I'm not even giving him much body heat through the many insulating layers I'm wearing, I think he just wants to be inside while it's cold and is like "oh well if we're in the same room anyway"

they definitely like you more when you're trying to crochet

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

all women's clothes are designed to fit exactly one (1) woman - although not, crucially, the same woman each time - and then the sizing is just determined by scaling her up or down like a photo in MS paint, regardless of how implausible this makes the resulting proportions. these two facts together are why the same person can wear size 8 pants in one brand but size 18 in another and still not get an accurate fit in either.

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.