This felt like a punch to the throat
NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
noise dept.
Mike Driver
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
$LAYYYTER
Cosmic Funnies

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

almost home

Product Placement
todays bird

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This felt like a punch to the throat

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conversation i just had
SEMI-FINAL — Match 2 of 2
Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)
Identity: Asexual and Agender, explicit Notes: Directly identifies as genderless and uninterested in sex in-text, later reaffirmed by Martha Wells. Propaganda: "MURDERBOT MY FAVORITE PROTAGONIST POSSIBLY EVER. A "construct" of mixed human/robot parts, it is a snarky anxious loyal bitter mess of a person who is still kind of grappling with the idea that it IS a person and what that actually means for itself and its place in the world. Aroace feelings more relateable than most characters "deliberately" written to be aroace imo, it resonates with me intensely. Partially because it's just, a really good character with a really strong character voice. I have read these books probably more times than any other books because I'm like I want to hang out with Murderbot my friend Murderbot"
vs. Garnet (Steven Universe)
Identity: Nonbinary, Word of God Notes: Referred to as a “nonbinary woman” by Rebecca Sugar. Propaganda: "She is literally the embodiment of the love between 2 other characters, she’s so amazing for that and their relationship is so cute :)"
Who should advance?
Murderbot
Garnet
i can’t tell you just how much i needed that episode

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stEVEn uniVerse FuTure HERE WE ARe
Gema.piano on instagram
Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭
THEY ARE
when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."
my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.
Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:
(@thepacificpals on insta)
Anon visits webpages in 2022
As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

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After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.
Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.
I absolutely failed at doing this:
So initially I'm watching without audio, cause "oh cool, some pole dancing". But turn the fucking audio on
Do you know how hard it is to do this while standing still.
Do you know how hard it is to do this while doing something incredibly physically demanding.
Sound on.
So shook that I recognized them! That's Khadija Mbowe, a brilliant video essayist on youtube. Here's a link to their channel. They're brilliant and compassionate. Go check them out!
Happy pride month to him
remake of this classic

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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
bad shitpost GO
alternative shitpost GO
happy pride