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Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it
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Me, before I saw this: old timey dancing in cartoons has to be over-exaggerated for effect
Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it

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Talks about the symbols often found in manga, on character's faces and in speech bubbles. Source: [Link].
if you are a queer earring maker at a queer friendly event you should have clipons and ADVERTISE THEM you will make SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY there are SO MANY CUTE TRANS GIRLS who want to try your earrings but don't have pierced ears!!!!!! I repeat YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY IF YOU DO THIS
genuinely I have sold a couple runs of earrings now and I can provide solid evidence that advertising that clipons even exist as an option literally tripled my sales
And please if you have the options, get traditional screw backs without a hinged clip. Everything with a clip works by squeezing your ear as hard as it can. Screw backs let you manually tighten it enough that they won’t slip off, but no further, and are much more comfortable for longer periods of time. They seem to be dying out, though, and increasingly hard to get.
Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?
all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1
I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,
you know what yeah this IS how it feels
Thank you @chiropteracupola no I get it
it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

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i want a Superman story about Superman realizing she's a trans woman. how would she tell people? who would she tell? how could she tell them? through what possible ways would she transition? Kryptonian biology may not necessarily be compatible with human hormone replacement therapy and needles are certainly out of the question. if she figures it out, at what point does her presentation change? superman can't take a break, people need her, even if her haircut is getting awkwardly long and her body is uncomfortable to be in. everyone on earth knows who Superman is, knows her face. is her secret identity threatened if Clark Kent mysteriously starts to transition at the same time as Superman? if she only lets one be publicly out, which one? and what would it feel like to put on that costume -- in either case -- if so? if someone tries to attack her on the street, as Ms. Kent, how does she hide her secret identity? how would the world itself react to someone with the strength to juggle planets being a tranny? with her super-hearing there's nothing she wouldn't know about what people are saying, nevermind what's being written in the press. how does SuperMAN, one of the most definitive icons of masculine indomitability and resilience, cope with changing? would her strength, her confidence, her ability to do anything suddenly be used against her? why can't she be more like wonder woman? why is voice training so hard even for someone with super-ventriloquism? does anyone know what it's like to be able to run faster than a speeding bullet and leap tall buildings in a single bound but to not be able to find a cute pair of shoes that fits? to be indestructible but afraid to use a public bathroom? would even the most powerful person on earth not feel just as helpless as i do?
i want to stress that it is crucial, like genuinely imperative, for this story in my mind that magical super special magic sci-fi kryptonian HRT that instantly rewrites Kent's DNA does not exist. it is not on the table. the entire thing is that Kent would have to transition slowly and awkwardly just like everybody else while also bearing the nonstop pressures and responsibilities of being "The Man of Steel" to literally every single human being on the planet. she doesn't have time to agonize over whether her shave was close enough before leaving the house if a plane is about to fall out of the sky
again i think some people are fundamentally missing a key point. this would be a story about how violent of an idea it is that a woman cannot be "Superman" and "Superman" cannot be a woman, and the myriad social forces that actively and passively enforce this ideology on everyone, including the very real and very strugglingly transgender Kent. it's about the vulnerability and frustration of it all, it's about secret identities and shame and choice and the unfair burden of tact, and all the superheroics stuff would just kind of a framing device. i swear to god give me a two week vacation from work and i'd have a script written
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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute
this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible
everyone needs their own pet scientist
Biblically accurate angel

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idk anything about this but I love it
I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.
Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?
If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.
*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.
my ideal Galavant revival s3 of course starts with the main cast all being resurrected by some sort of necromantic cult, then traveling the Seven Realms under attack by zombies and monsters to assemble the Super Magical Weapon of Good from its component parts to defeat/rescue Madelena, now a powerful dark sorceress. But MORE IMPORTANTLY, Isabella is pregnant.
Not the whole time. Obviously she goes into labor right before the climactic battle, then fights it with the newborn infant in one arm. Maybe hands it to Galavant for a moment so they have to trade off who's wielding one- vs two-handed.
Her pregnancy is partly played for laughs, because no self-respecting comedy writer is going to skip jokes about cravings, mood swings, the infinite struggles of back pain...
But moreover, Izzy has a compelling character arc about her current and incipient struggle to maintain her sense of self as a (retired) warrior princess versus a mother. She literally can't fight as well while pregnant, and it's arguably irresponsible to throw herself into battle the same way - and that's going to be her whole future? The rest of her life, no longer a svelte young romantic lead but a doting mother or, at best, nagging wife?
Galavant is also having his own anxious pre-parenthood arc, mostly about "oh god I don't want to be a shitty absent father like my dad. he's my only role model! yeah, he turned out okay later, but not when he was raising me!"
These issues collide in Galavant trying really hard to care for Isabella, protect her, help her on and off horses, etc - partly because he's correcting to overprotective and treating her like spun glass (she accuses), but also because he, y'know, loves her and their unborn child, and wants them to be protected, comfortable, and loved…
They are both being dramatic about this all season. It's a driving source of conflict and development...
Then in the final 5-10 minutes of the final episode, it's revealed that this is their third, maybe even fourth kid. Isabella's parents have been babysitting the others during this whole adventure. Galavant and Isabella go through this exact same drama every time Isabella is pregnant. Sid knew this, Gareth didn't (despite the fact that those two had been traveling together for much of the time between seasons). TBD anyone else. At least one person says, "Are you KIDDING me?"
The other main character/plot element of Galavant s3 is that this is the culmination of RIchard's sword-assigned destiny of the One True King to Unite Them All. In the decade(?) since the s2 finale, he's taken up rule of 6 of the Seven Realms:
Valencia (Isabella's parents retired to a beachside cottage next door to her and Galavant, to be full-time grandparents)
The kingdom of those sister-princesses who were cruel to Madelena (mass peasant revolt -> Reign of Terror-esque bloodbath -> Richard & Bobby conquered it for everyone's own good really)
Hortensia (it's technically a Protectorate, or maybe a Regency, because of course they had an 11yo king and 0 army.)
Princess Jubilee's kingdom (sold it to Richard for three crates of beer and a ticket to fantasy!Paris, where she's now kicking ass and partying bisexually)
2 other realms that no one really cares about, they're just, like, peasants and fields, and maybe a castle or two.
HOWEVER in the week that Richard was dead, Valencia, Hortensia, and Jubilee's kingdom all rebelled! Bobby, with Tad Cooper and maybe the obligatory heir & spare she and Richard probably had, are in the former-Reign of Terror kingdom, cut off from the rest of the party!
So, as they travel the kingdoms to get the McGuffin pieces, they're also re-persuading people to accept Richard's rule...while Bobby trails like an episode behind, picking up the pieces of whatever that leaves behind, and dealing with all hte practicalities of rule. She's narratively cast as Competent Wife to Hapless Husband, but she keeps insisting that she's so overworked in this because usually Richard does half the work. To Richard's credit, he is genuinely effective - with other characters' help - at convincing people to re-join his mega-kingdom.
The reason Hortensia rebelled is that little Prince Harry has actually grown into a totally fit & handsome young man who has roused the people to retake their own kingdom. We're going to have to let them be, ultimately, only re-joining in alliance. Jubilee's kingdom has rebelled because she came home and was like was like, "Yo, still mine." Richard gets thrown out of her kingdom; Isabella stays behind and she and Bobby convince Jubilee to join the alliance, too (while Isabella gets help going with her warrior princess/motherhood issue.)
The culmination of all of this of course, is Richard returning at last to the one holdout: his birth kingdom. He will have to participate in a democratic election and be CHOSEN as king...with limited executive power even in emergencies like the obviously ongoing one right now, with all the zombies and monsters. What sort of idiots would give unlimited emergency power to a sole executive on the grounds of said executive declaring an undefined emergency?
Btw Bobby has a Tad Cooper on a leash the whole time, which goes off screen so the mighty dragon is never seen. Sometimes there's a burst of fire from that direction. When she FINALLY catches up with everyone for the season finale, Tad Cooper has a dramatic entrance where he scours a battlefield of monsters with a blast of fire and we finally see him, a grand shot from below, he's haloed by the sun...
He's an iguana on a tall rock, about 5ft up. Cut to everyone standing around and looking down at the iguana. Galavant says, "That's...a full-grown dragon?"
"Yes!" Richard says indignantly. "Yes," Bobby says tiredly.
Tad Cooper breathes fire again [they spend half their entire SFX budget on this moment alone], and everyone leaps back to avoid it. "Alright, that's a full-grown dragon!" Galavant concedes.

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I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’
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Oh you see the world in black and white? Fuck you get dithered