"What on earth"? Nothing.

@amusedmuralist

"The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy." https://archiveofourown.org/users/alliedwolves/works TMA, Starkid, and theatre word nerd stuff is most of what's here. I roleplay Muralist with people sometimes, or take questions about his universe. I'm over 25. Artie or Ally are my names, he or they are my pronouns.

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ohmystarrynight

Rockadrian my beloveds!

Silly parts of a Grockadrian comic below the cut! ⚠️implied nsfw⚠️

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caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

chthonion

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

werewolf-transgenderism

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

werewolf-transgenderism

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

siena-sevenwits

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

theriu

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

theriu

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

r2x2

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

cbarc

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

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hibi-flower

sources: unknown // unknown // maplepecanpastry on tumblr // ashmanathletics on tiktok // i saw the tv glow (2024) // pray for me by kendrick lamar // unknown // what are you waiting for? by derald cannon jr. // unknown // unknown // drunk drivers/killer whales by car seat headrest // polekingrasputin on instagram

on waiting / on saving yourself

ihaveanaxe

@hopepunk-humanity

skajador

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

kactusnz

#shout out to the time I was bleeding a lot in (Australian) customs#and a customs guy stared at my wound and I could just see the gears in his brain automatically going 'blood = biohazardous material'#but like what were they supposed to do#so he just stared at me until another customs agent was like 'that's their own blood they are allowed to have that'

DERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN get back here and explain yourself

derinthescarletpescatarian

What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.

kactusnz

>:(

galacticsabc

Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.

gracerockyyes

I would unironically love this

soundgrammar

Mark Sfirri, Rejects from the Bat Factory, 1996, mahogany, curly maple, cherry, zebrawood, cocobolo, and lacewood, overall: 37 7⁄8 x 25 3⁄8 x 5 5⁄8 in. (96.2 x 64.5 x 14.3 cm) bats: height: 15 5⁄8 — 37 1⁄8 in.; width: 2 1⁄8 — 2 3⁄4 in., Smithsonian American Art Museum, Gift of Fleur and Charles Bresler in honor of Kenneth R. Trapp, curator-in-charge of the Renwick Gallery (1995−−2003), 2003.60.56A-F, © 1996, Mark Sfirri

spin-the-wheel-polls

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#have to count things #how dare you give me rain man autism i brought my v own

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squeakitties

necromosss

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

commodore-64

put that back

the-davest-of-uncles

National Lampoon, October 1985

hitchcomet

jasper-rolls

oh my god that noise??????

ruby-white-rabbit

The way she loses it too is proof she didn’t anticipate exactly what she would sound like.

snackerforker-of-niemor

She might just be cracking up because she got Ryan to break, which is notoriously hard to do

brightlotusmoon

I want to say both

thefairytaler

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.

If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.

diehellasrache

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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They. They forgor

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

predstrogen

this is a fucking futurama bit

piranes11

Really love the phrasing "you wouldn't last" in like porn ads and stuff. You would be dust in the wind. you would be crushed and forgotten if you tried to jerk off to this

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