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these sweet kisses before 'I love you'

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Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! đ¤đŠśđ¤đ
Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE FUCKING MADE IT
Jannik sacrificed himself so that Jodar, Fonseca and Ruud could win

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im having dead wife (2024 janni) flashbacks đ
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we joke a lot about carlos liking jannik's instagram posts with a quickness that rivals any hardcore sinnerista. but I need to revisit the fact that this behavior is not recent at all. he's been doing this since..... since they fucking met
we all know april 2, 2019. carlos was 15 and jannik was 17 when they met in villena, alicante. first-round match in that challenger, both wild cards. carlos won (and this was also his first challenger-level match ever) but he wouldn't win the tournament. alright then. they wouldn't face each other again until 2021
but almost a month after that match in villena, on april 26, jannik posts a photo on instagram. and carlos likes it. from that point on until the end of that year, he liked the vast majority of jannik's posts. we can still see them, all those photos are still up. and the rest is history. btw, that april 26 pic was literally the 7th post jannik had ever made on instagram
what kills me is that, in the grand scheme of things, they were two nobodies who had just seen each other once in an (at the time) kinda unremarkable match. and young guys in their position would face dozens and dozens of opponents every year. so many faces, so many places. most must eventually blur together, if I had to guess. but carlos found and followed jannik on his social media after that first match against him. and liked almost everything he posted. for years (and here we are still lmao). mind you, this wasn't reciprocated at all, you won't find a like from jannik on any of carlos' posts from that time. that didn't deter carlos
but what also touches me is that carlos doesn't only know the adult jannik in his 20s, the rising tennis star. carlos, in his own way, has also seen jannik grow up. he has seen a handful of his awkward phases. his blurry pics and too-long floppy hair, his cringy (adorable!) captions, his unflattering photos wearing ugly kits at his early tournaments, his clumsy selfies and thick glasses, his body leaving boyhood behind and taking the shape of a man
he has been observing jannik for a long, long time
btw, this is the photo, the first one carlos liked:
other players: jannik is so intimidating....
jannik in carlos' mind:
Long-ass ramble...
Hudson is a White-Asian Canadian and he's been getting racist abuse from within the fandom, which is just horrible. He's currently dating a woman, and has made the relationship public, and some people who call themselves fans of his want him to break up with her to fulfill their weird fantasies for him and his co-star.
Connor has called himself "this artist, sissy boy in West Texas" and has told his aunt that he wants to be an underwear model if acting doesn't work out. Nobody needs to infer from this that he's gay if they don't want to, but with everything we've seen of him and heard about him the evidence that he's a queer man is pretty self-evident in my opinion. I'm not advocating that he has to "come out", mostly because I don't believe he's ever been in the closet. Those who are now fantasising about him suddenly turning up with a girlfriend just because they can't accept that he's with François - a sweet, gentle man who's been nothing but protective of his young co-stars and with whom Connor is smitten, which is evident to anyone who has eyes and half a brain cell - are despicable and a disgrace to the fandom. The idea that straight is somehow the default and gay, bi, queer are deviations is so maddening and bizarre.
François has gotten all this hate from within the fandom, which is just disheartening and baffling because we all came together to celebrate a show about queer love and joy. He's the only one who has spoken about his sexual orientation. A very loud and unpleasant part of this fandom has turned on this guy and made horrible, false claims about him, sent abuse to him, his friends and former partners and are laughing about wishing death on him simply for loving another man. They are dehumanising François by not using his name, they are inventing conflict in his relationships (private and professional).
It got so bad that the media have picked it up and the show makers are being asked about it. I've never seen fandom hatred spill out into the gen pop like this before, I can only imagine what it's like for everyone who's worked on the show.
The thing that hit me the hardest were the people wishing François and Connor to contract AIDS. It kills me that this hate speech will not have consequences. I'm old enough to remember what HIV did to the gay community, and then the world. That someone would be cruel enough to wish this horrible disease on an actor they proclaimed to like only weeks earlier is just sick.
Queerness isn't primarily about who is in your bed. It's about challenging toxic societal norm, toxic masculinity, the patriarchy and heteronormativity. These three men do all of those things, and two of them are putting their entire career on the line from the very start to be involved in this wonderful, groundbreaking show, and this is the thanks they are receiving.
When HR came out, I felt so blessed to be a part of the queer community at a time where this show could blow up all over the world, and seeing it devolve into this cesspool is just awful.
Conçois is my happy place right now and until we get season 2 this is where I will stay.
Dear Men Writers
Lesser known facts when writing women:
High heeled shoes donât become flats if you break the heels off.
The posts of earrings arenât sharp.
Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.
You canât hold in a period like pee.
Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.
Feel free to add your own.
- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.
- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.
- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.
- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.
-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.
- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.
- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most canât run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesnât mean âbuy me a drinkâ - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING
-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. Â If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it wonât fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.
Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.
Yes to all of this. Â But also:
If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. Â No. Â If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Â Furthermore, thereâs probably a canâs worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. Â Thereâs no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.
This is one of the funniest posts Iâve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing theyâre impossible
^^^This though
The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.
GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. Â If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. Â We become squinty.
-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.
-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.
-womenâs nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkinâ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.
if youâre being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebodyâs nipples are, jim butcher
- Wearing a bra that doesnât fit HURTS. Itâs not sexy to wear a bra thatâs âtwo sizes too smallâ, itâd make your clothes hang oddly and youâd have a weird, uncomfortable âquad-boobâ effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.
Also, after removing a too small bra, thereâs gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while
-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.
-Lips arenât just naturally red âas if sheâd been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause sheâs so perfect,â my dear little Kvothe from âName of the Windâ. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, itâs either perfume or something sheâd been eating recently.
Iâve been appreciating this post but now itâs back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I donât think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience
Is it weird that Iâm female and wasnât aware of a solid third of these?
I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I donât know half these things despite being a woman
(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.
Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think âoh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right nowâ. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.
Also: women working out are almost never sexy. Theyâre not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.
I love this post.
I never understood why men feel the need to address all this telltale âfeminineâ awareness when writing women. Like once in grad school one of my male colleagues wrote from a female characterâs POV and was like sure to notice how her feet felt in high heels and all the womenâs lifestyle magazines on the coffee table and also that like, her breasts were âheavyâ or some shit. I write male characters all the time. Not once have I ever stopped to make sure they notice the weight of their own balls or been hyper aware of their chest hair or some bullshit like that. ????? why????????
Love this. Iâve been cackling to myself for good 20 mins reading all the comments as well but the last reblog had me dying like can you imagine!!
âChad was late. He had an important meeting to get to and was mad at himself for oversleeping.
He quickly washed and brushed his teeth and then ran downstairs, his balls bouncing playfully in his pants.
Do I have time to make a coffee? he thought. He decided he did so went into the kitchen and switched the kettle on. As he was waiting, he noticed his thick, curly chest hair was poking through the button gaps of his shirt. He giggled to himself and tucked his manly fuzz back in, hoping it wouldnât happen during the meeting.â
Men, do you see how jarring and stupid this is!?
Yep, this describes most if not all organized religion and the Republican party.Â
This describes Evangelical Christianity and the Republican party. Dare I say it, MOST organized religion doesn't do this.
Wow I never thought of like this

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have you ever wanted to watch replays of jannik or carlitos matches?
but didn't know where to find them? well, i hope i can help you a little bit!
some people already know this because i have posted about it, but for the last few months i've been slowly working on building archives of all the jannik and carlitos matches. or, more realistically, every one i can get my hands on. why? because i think it's a shame that tennis matches âespecially past onesâ are so hard to access unless you can pay a lot of money or know how to/can torrent. my wish is for tennis to be as easily accessible as possible, and i really wanted to do my part. i know these are two of the most loved players (by me as well), and i was already building an archive of jannik matches for myself, so it seemed like a good place to start.
here's the jannik archive and here's the carlitos one. and as a reminder i also have a sincaraz one (i'm working on converting/getting the sincaraz matches that still aren't in a format that plays on mega in mp4 so you can stream them directly on mega. but this archive is complete!)
IMPORTANT!! please, don't share this publicly on other platforms, like twitter. not because i want to gatekeep this but because i'm scared of streaming platforms/broadcasters (like t*nnistv for example) getting wind of this and then it could all get taken down because of copyrights. i've put a lot of work into uploading everything so that'd be incredibly heartbreaking. hope you understand! you can share this on here or privately elsewhere with whoever you want, of course. the goal is to help people watch tennis.
a few notes under the cut:
since the new season is officially starting for them, boosting this and letting you all know i'm going to try my best to keep these archives up to date with their 2026 matches! i'm not making any promises and ask you to understand if i'm not quick with something because you know, life, technology, mental health, timezones etc. but i will do my best so keep an eye on these throughout the season :)
On the portrayal of Russians in Heated Rivalry...
So I've been thinking a lot about this, and mostly what comes up for me is gratitude. Gratitude that, for fucking ONCE, a Russian character is a fully realized human being and not a stereotype or pastiche. I cannot describe to you how often I think about that horrible storyline from The West Wing where Bartlett goes, "Where do you people get the nerve?" and the Russian ambassador says, "A long hard vinter, Mister President."
It's so stupid. It's so offensive. It's so xenophobic. And it's not even trying to UNDERSTAND Russia or Russians. Fucking Sorkin. Anyway.
This is...the opposite of that. This is a show (and I can only speak to the show so far, I haven't read the books) that profoundly cares about its portrayal of everyone, and pays attention to details. For the purposes of this post, I will be writing about its handling of Russians and Russia, but it goes beyond that, obviously.
Anyway.
First of all, they hired an accent/dialect coach for the language (the actor who plays Ilya's father (who is, I believe, Ukrainian)) as well as actual Russian-speaking actors, which I always appreciate (usually, with some notable exceptions, Hollywood will hire Polish actors at most, for some reason). Svetlana, the unnamed Russian minister, Alexei, and even the initial Russian hockey team coach in episode 1 are all Russian-speaking, and it shows. (Svetlana's actress has the LIGHTEST accent, but I bet I might at this point, as well, so I can't fault her for it.)
And Connor Storrie has put in the WORK, man. I've said this before, but where I mostly notice people struggling with Russian is the vowels - they're just different. This is where most languages differ, actually (to my ear, at least). And there are certain Russian vowels that are harder than others ("Ń" is notoriously difficult for English speakers to pronounce correctly, it's what gives most of them away, actually) and all the vowels, pretty much, sound just a LITTLE different from their English equivalents. And Connor Storrie is pretty fucking impressive, ngl. There's no, like...pretending with him. (And no eyebrow acting like with Scarlett Johannson in the Avengers. Lord give me strength, they didn't even try.) He really embodies the Russian vowels (and even his "Ń" is pretty impressive) and therefore the language itself. He isn't perfect - but he makes a monumental effort, which I appreciate SO fucking much.
Attention to detail is also impressive: in the first episode, you hear the Russian coach call out Ilya and pronounce his last name correctly, which isn't done by any of the English-speaking people in the show (it's "Ro-ZA-nov," if you're curious, not "ROH-za-nov" but such is the way). The Russian cursing is pretty good, too, actually (and there's a whole post to be made about Russian cursing, which is its own language and is SO much more harsh and impactful than English cursing could even hope to be) although there was one instance of it where I am not sure it made sense, but whatever, once is fine. (I'm actually curious if Ilya only cursing in English during sex with Shane is a specific choice they made, because he isn't fully comfortable with Shane yet, and so holds himself at arm's length, including during sex, or if they just wanted to have him say "fuck" instead. I hope it's a deliberate choice on their part.)
Outside of language, all the Russian characters feels just as fleshed out as their Canadian counterparts, which is where a lot of my gratitude comes from. Everyone is different, everyone has their own motivations, and nobody is vilified just for being Russian. His brother's an asshole - yep, that happens. His father is a hard-ass and clearly emotionally unavailable, but he is also losing his grip on reality, and Ilya is shown as both frustrated and hurt by his father, as well as worrying about him, because that's his dad. And Ilya himself contains so much depth, and pain, and hurt, and worry, and it's never played as anything other than a fully-embodied character with his own motivations. It's hard to explain, but I cannot tell you how frequently Russians are dehumanized in Western media. It's been the go-to since the Cold War, and it's not exactly gotten better. I've been in America since 1993, I've seen a LOT of this happen throughout the years.
Anyway, if I had a bone to pick, it's that I'm not sure the show-runners quite understand how Russian names work. I just don't know that Ilya would call his brother "Alexei" instead of "Alyosha", even though he's younger and they're not on the best of terms, because it's very rare you call a peer, especially a family member, by their full first name. It's just weird to me. And now I can't remember if Ilya calls Svetlana "Svetlana" to her face, or if he just refers to her as that to Shane, but in his head and between the two of them, he would absolutely call her "Sveta." His brother DID call him "Ilyushka," which I appreciated because that is exactly what an older brother would call a younger one, but that's once. Oh, and the childhood friend is Sasha, which is exactly right - he would not go by "Alexander" with them. We'll see what happens later, I guess, but that's my one tiny problem.
Other than that, this show is a gift in SO MANY WAYS, but this is the main one for me, personally. The relief of it is incredible. Thank you, Jacob Tierney, I owe you my LIFE
Oh, and PS: when Ilya wins the Cup, he yells "This is for you, mom!" which they didn't translate. Now you know.
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Carlos: âi do Duolingo Italianoâ
Jannik giving the interview in spanish is like âi do Duolingo Spanishâ
And apparently jannik himself wanted to do the interview in spanish đđ

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wait but is there a sincaraz masterdoc or masterthread or wtv of their lore? iâm lost on like the chronological order of events
yes! also taking this opportunity to add other links/analysis that i have found interesting in my sincaraz research journey that others who are getting into sincaraz could find useful:
⢠thee sincaraz bible, extremely well documented and detailed timeline of their lore
⢠archive of all sincaraz matches to date
⢠analysis of their tennis, how they compliment and contrast each other
⢠2024 sincaraz dynamic post indian wells (first divorce to hit the sincaraz towers)
⢠shameless promo, condensed recap of their early 2025 dynamic (til rome â25) from carlos pov
⢠analysis on The Great Rivalry machine in context of wimbledon, also outlines the history of carlosâ desire to participate in bringing fedal 2.0 to life & jannikâs reluctance
⢠2025 greatest hits
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