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diphowell

they’re gonna have a giant richard like the giant microwave and they’re gonna come out of it on stage

diphowell

@foolish-took exactlyyyy

#phact #dnp

liphanne

"but it's always my turn" - Dan Howell, episode 38 of the male podcast

Time to whip out the Richard ball statistics again.

And turns out Phil has done a stellar job at gaslighting Dan into believing it was his turn for a couple of weeks now. Around episode 30 they were actually getting close to a draw again, but the gap is currently the biggest is has been, with Dan being 5 ahead.

#i love phannies #and i love phil #dnp #video

danandphilupdates

don’t say the same thing

danandphil tiktok

4/8/26

#prev see the problem isn’t that phil is big-headed it’s that he should have Known dan would say phil #anyway they’re soooo cute wtf #dnp #video #insta

calvinahobbes

The people behind awkwardprods got actually real life gay married on stage at Fringe and dan liked their post bc ofc he did :(

ahappydnp

haha hey remember this time last year when dan was at edinburgh fringe and was in the audience when two comedy/real life gay partners got married for real on stage as part of a bit...that was so funny. haha

#god i did fully forget about this #we are in so much danger #dnp

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dogwoodbite

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

#😭

have-you-been-here

Vagina Museum, London, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 3 hours 28 minutes

#prev shdgfh #i’m in the lucky 1.8% 😌#poll

ahappydnp

to this day ingenue is one of the very few songs i can play entirely by muscle memory alone (i don’t really play piano) and i learned it solely bc dan was playing it at the time i decided to try to teach myself piano like a decade ago 😭 i still play his variation and everything lmao

something sooo dear to me is how so many phannies have some kind of personal connection to dan playing ingenue ;____;

a 1 minute clip resonating so much it became the soundtrack to a thousand individual lives and moments :(((( maannnn

#<- prev fr you gotta just pause whenever this comes up <3 #dnp #video

sleepynegress

Okay... so this is right up my alley. More weird whimsy and quirk in the romance genre... and more jaded suffer-no-fools women, instead of the creepy age-gaps, please and thank you

umber-cinders

I WILL WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! Monster romance books prepared me for thiissss!

elizmanderson

just FYI it's based on a short story called The Wicker Husband which I read here despite the small print because I could only find the opening elsewhere (the place it was originally published online is gone, but the author, Ursula Wills-Jones, says she hopes to see it in print soon!)

#okay????😭#wicker #the wicker husband #trailer #video

flowercrowndnp

happy august from amazingphil ^_^

#happy august :’)#dnp #gif

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pseudophan

dan and phil don't have poker faces? this is brand new information

#not the bamboo bedroom :(((#not cozy on the bed :((#not dressed to the nines :((#(pod fits???)#also this must be where they sleep rn if the main bedroom is still recovering from dolphin play :(((#dnp #video #insta

quetzalpapalotl

Ok, forget all that fandom nonsense, I was sent the most ridiculous image I've seen in m entire life to the point I couldn't even breathe from how hard I was laughing and my brain has been reset.

quetzalpapalotl

NO SÉ NI POR DÓNDE EMPEZAR

#quiltbag

reunitedinterlude

lick

#hamnds #actually #dnp #gif

diphowell

same face from phil only this time they're giving each other direct eye contact rather than looking via the viewfinder (for @screaming-at-moss)

#the one thing i hadn’t figured about the hard launch is #how much more i’d have to be confronted with phil’s horny face #anyway yeah that’s it that’s the same expression #good for him #dnp #gif

poppyseedxoxo

#poetry

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diphowell

still tickles me that phatreon.com takes you to dan and phil's patreon page

#I USE IT ALL THE TIME #phil can never stop paying for that #it’s essential to my functional internet experience #dnp

queenusagiblog

My tablet stopped working

I’ll make a petition for Dan and Phil to send me tablet money

#dan and phil you Gotta #dnp #phanart

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