Random blog who occasionally posts own crap - ISTP

The innovation. Shoutout to engineering oh and flower pots and shit.

I need to do this, itty bitty fairy gardens 💜🔮💜

such pretty gardens 🌿💜😻

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

World Heritage Post

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

HONSE & hrse

Inspecting your dash for mice