wayward wanderer

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I love stuff like this. Didn’t a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help

Now I wanna just write a series of fics about different characters’ approach to food and what it reveals about them. Because there’s so much if you’re staying with a specific character - do they notice every detail of the food with an educated palate? Do they shovel it down rapidly because of a history of food insecurity or growing up with danger? Do they share the last of their bread with someone in need or hoard it? Do they consign themselves to utilitarian meals but secretly cherish a bit of fresh fruit or chocolate? Do they cook and prep for hours because they feel passion and creativity about their food? Do they feel at ease with others at a meal or do they use a meal as a way to study politics? So many options.

@lotus-duckies

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

@druddigoon

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

@druddigoon

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

I was honestly a bit nervous to draw and post this one, because it's such a deep rooted and genuine issue I struggle with. It's a thing I wish could be fixed in some way, but I feel pretty comforted it resonated with so many others too

@lotus-duckies