bites you bites you bites you

penis poll

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

Somehow, some way, a good chunk of people think that Harry Potter the franchise has disowned Joanne, that the money from HP doesn't make it back to her. they have not and can not do that until she dies or free use comes to hp. it's illegal for them to NOT give her royalties for her intellectual property. stop giving her your money!! she's using it to pay for your public execution via evil grim reaper that eats your happiness that also runs the prison system!! you're gonna get put in the "too smart for this world" death curtains!! you are not going to be the boy who lived!! you dont have mommy plot convenience to save you from the Wizarding World's top nazi this time!!

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🦋

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

This is why I love tumblr