bites you bites you bites you

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

whoever is saying more than 50 you deserve so many gold medals but also how the fuck are you doing that are you okay

We're old. 200 feels like a rookie number when I've been writing over 20 fucking years.

penis poll

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

Somehow, some way, a good chunk of people think that Harry Potter the franchise has disowned Joanne, that the money from HP doesn't make it back to her. they have not and can not do that until she dies or free use comes to hp. it's illegal for them to NOT give her royalties for her intellectual property. stop giving her your money!! she's using it to pay for your public execution via evil grim reaper that eats your happiness that also runs the prison system!! you're gonna get put in the "too smart for this world" death curtains!! you are not going to be the boy who lived!! you dont have mommy plot convenience to save you from the Wizarding World's top nazi this time!!