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they will kill you for having fun on the internet

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

perverted lesbians, never let anyone dim your freak

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

every ad on tumblr these days is for meet n fuck island 17 or some insane chat ai that cries

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs