i burned it all 2 the ground

i get home every day and something in my cats brain goes “i have to trample all over her and be really weird about her feet”

cannot date rn because i will tell you to kill yourself when im irritated.

i clock into an 8hr shift with no eyebrows on almost every day do u really think i give a fuck

i cannot tell if this coworker knows i hate him or not but he is on the thinnest of ice

#Noticing

can we do stuff together………

have the apartment 2 myself starting tonight im gonna scale the walls and let desire consume me entirely

i do like when men are honest about how weird and loserish they are i need to know what im working with

and while im on the topic of that time in my life i literally almost hit my ex up just so he could pirate me a movie the other day

i miss getting violently high except for That One Time