The Slowest Hare

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

We often eat pie at work...for morale.

"As a treat" implies a special occasion, a temporary state. "For morale" makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

one of the advantages of the marketing department being entirely separated from what your company actually does is that they can full-throatedly sell people on all kinds of shit you never intend to follow through on

Oh wow so me saying "no government documentation should ever include a gender marker for any reason" has been right all along. For exactly the reason I stated when people were giving me shit for not supporting x markers on documents.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek