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5 minutes of research on what American troops did in Vietnam will make you understand why people called them baby killers

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

shocked to know you have "tme" friends with how you talk about them

every day I put my TME friends in my industrial paste mixer

standing on the empty bus because they didn't design the seats with tails in mind

sitting on the empty bus because it's going the right direction and I'm taking a short break from flying

fucking crazy that fromsoft made one single elden ring dlc and it's about how detransition will kill your soul

also it's about how receiving dragon communion is a viscerally erotic experience

my biggest complaint about the elden ring dlc is that there is (and please correct me if I'm wrong) no sif-style cutscene change for malenia if you kill miquella before facing her. it sucks so hard that they figured that out in dark souls 1 and then seemingly forgot how awesome it was

we need to figure out how to give foxgirls big fluffy tails and then we need to let me cuddle them...

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)